Flat what?
The ad is full of half truths!
It says things are flat. Agreed. Things that are not supposed to be flat look flat indeed!
But it also says 50% off. Well, ahem! You are the best judge. 
And it is sale on “everything”. Perhaps the scene depicted is after sale!
Anyway, have fun! (In good (sic) humour without malice!)
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Free of full guarantee!
I think the folks doing the business of slicing PSD to XHTML at Charmhtml make their point very succinct and clear as to what constitutes $Zilch service!
Here goes:
How you can get out of paying us?
Should we meet any of the guarantees below, you are absolved from payment and can keep the work absolutely free.
- We guarantee that our work is W3C invalid.
- We guarantee that images will be used for texts and no replacement techniques at all.
- We guarantee that we will make the page look exactly like your design, just like a gorilla looks exactly like a zebra.
- We guarantee that our work works consistently in all major modern browsers except IE6, IE7, FF2, FF3, Safari 3 Win and Opera 9.5.
- We guarantee that if you are so furious that threatens to make the world know we are bad bad people in business, we still refuse to issue a refund.
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English of the orient
And here are some catcalls:
“You are in grave danger if you do”
“You there! You can’t die there. Didn’t you read the sign? Go die somewhere else!”
“Violators will be resuscitated.”
“What? No dying here?!? You won’t let me die here? What do you want me to do? Live? Fine then! I’ll live, but I’m holding you responsible! This is all your fault!”
And the wisecracks:
“And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…”
“If the police are stolen, call you at once.”
“Yes, and I will put a reward out for myself”
“Excuse me, Mr. officer. I seem to be stolen, my I ask how that happened. I have no idea. I was sitting here quietly and someone picked me up and ran off”
“If missing, stay where you are.”
“I was stolen. I need to be found help me!”
“i’m holding myself for ransom.”
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Something to pass your time by!
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Source: Applied Abstractions.
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