And here are some catcalls:
“You are in grave danger if you do”
“You there! You can’t die there. Didn’t you read the sign? Go die somewhere else!”
“Violators will be resuscitated.”
“What? No dying here?!? You won’t let me die here? What do you want me to do? Live? Fine then! I’ll live, but I’m holding you responsible! This is all your fault!”
And the wisecracks:
“And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…”
“If the police are stolen, call you at once.”
“Yes, and I will put a reward out for myself”
“Excuse me, Mr. officer. I seem to be stolen, my I ask how that happened. I have no idea. I was sitting here quietly and someone picked me up and ran off”
“If missing, stay where you are.”
“I was stolen. I need to be found help me!”
“i’m holding myself for ransom.”
“The Onion” had predicted (rather parodied) some time back that Gillette will somehow put 5 blades in its razor, even if it were to put one of it across! I had even blogged about it earlier. The Onion story is here!
Now Gillette has really come out with a 5 blade razor christened “Fusion”! You can read more about it here.
My friend Mr. Badri once lamented that there is no equivalent to The Onion in India. Will there be any?