Obscene rants of Giles Coren
I found the following blog content in The Guardian’s Media Monkey web site. Hence if you find it smutty, dirty or irksome, blame it on The Guardian, UK.
From: Coren, Giles
Sent: 10 August 2002 16:41
To: James, Anita
Cc: Wells, Dominic
Subject:The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. how fucking difficult is that? it’s the sentence that bestrides the fucking book i reviewed for you. it is the sentence i wrote first in my fucking review. it is 35 fucking letters long, which is why i wrote that it was. and so some useless cunt sub-editor decides to change it to “jumps over A lazy dog” can you fucking count? can you see that that makes it a 33 letter sentence? so it looks as if i can’t count, and the cunting author of the book, poor mr dunn, cannot count. the whole bastard book turns on the sentence being as i fucking wrote it. and that it is exactly 33 letters long. why do you meddle. what do you think you achieve with that kind of dumb-witted smart-arsery? why do you change things you do not understand without consulting. why do you believe you know best when you know fuck all. jack shit.
that is as bad as editing can be. fuck, i hope you’re proud. it will be small relief for the author that nobody reads your poxy magazine.
never ever ask me to write something for you. and don’t pay me. i’d rather take £400 quid for assassinating a crack whore’s only child in a revenge killing for a busted drug deal – my integrity would be less compromised.
jesus fucking wept i don’t know what else to say.
The author of the aforesaid classy prose was Giles Coren, best known as the restaurant critic for the British newspaper The Times, winning the title “Food And Drink Writer of the Year” in 2005.
Curious to know what a poor sub-editor will have in store for him if he dares to edit a teensy “a” from his copy? Read this!
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