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What type is your wife?

1. Kid-wife: The wife who is still the kids of her parents. She will talk to her mother at least once every two hours. Whether the husband knows it or not, even the dinner menu is decided by the mother who might be sitting 1000 miles away from them.

2. Traditional wife: The one who grew up in an environment where her father used to beat her mother, where her brother had all the facilities and she was deprived. And now who wants to take revenge from you because her family had been unfair to her.

3. Romantic wife: The wife whose romance is sustained only till the time you buy expensive gifts for her. She expects to fly business class even if that means that you have to take a personal loan from your employer to pay the EMI of the house that you bought in her name.

4. Modern wife: The one who has dozens of boys as friends. She is never there when you come back from work (She does not have to work because you are there to work like a donkey to support her).

5. Liberal wife: The liberated soul who has realized that husband is a free ATM machine. She does not have any obligations in marriage, only the rights. And she knows very well how to threaten you to send money to sponsor her sibling’s education.

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Here is an excerpt from an email message ostensibly from a lady of Chennai, India seeking some special kind of services:-

attractive/fun/intelligent/extrovert/slim/lady seeks expats for ltr - 45 (chennai)

Reply to: xxx@craigslist.org
Date: xxx

Hello!
i’m in my 40’s and am currently living in chennai. i’m divorced and have lived in the us for several yrs.i have no kids. responses from men in the age group bet(40-52). men not in this age group will not get any response.

i’m into yoga/adventure tourism/film buff /reading etc etc.i also am an animal lover and a vegetarian.i’m slim and practise yoga daily.i am an extrovert.

iam seriously looking ‘ for a ltr . .

would appreciate a pic from your side first..will send u mine after i hear back from you.

only serious responses will be appreciated.i have mostly got responses from men who are not what they describe themselves to be.

i would prefer a white man coz i get along better with westernised men.responses from expats based in india who would like to settle down in chennai would be appreciated .responses from expats based in chennai would be great!

responses from indian men who speak fluent english and come from a cosmopolitan family background would be appreciated as well!. have not had much luck with cl. i would prefer talking over the phone after exchanging e-mails.

you must be physically fit/slim/attractive and lead an active sporty life.

It seems some women of Chennai are highly advanced in their choice of pleasures!

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An interesting report appeared in Reuters on the findings of a recent survey published in the Journal of Adolescent Health. The survey was about the sexual practices of U.S. teens. One of the queer observations of the report is that: “There is a widespread belief that teens engage in non-vaginal forms of sex, especially oral sex, as a way to be sexually active while still claiming that, technically, they are virgins.”

Perhaps they had attributed virginity to vaginal participation in sex, or lack of it. On this score any sexual activity on other anatomical cleavages (mostly oral and anal) does not technically disturb the status of virgin as such. Great conclusion indeed!

It can be concluded that O + A < V. Are you with me?

You may read the full story in this page from Reuters