Strange preferences of women
Here is an excerpt from an email message ostensibly from a lady of Chennai, India seeking some special kind of services:-
attractive/fun/intelligent/extrovert/slim/lady seeks expats for ltr - 45 (chennai)
Reply to: xxx@craigslist.org
Date: xxxHello!
i’m in my 40’s and am currently living in chennai. i’m divorced and have lived in the us for several yrs.i have no kids. responses from men in the age group bet(40-52). men not in this age group will not get any response.i’m into yoga/adventure tourism/film buff /reading etc etc.i also am an animal lover and a vegetarian.i’m slim and practise yoga daily.i am an extrovert.
iam seriously looking ‘ for a ltr . .
would appreciate a pic from your side first..will send u mine after i hear back from you.
only serious responses will be appreciated.i have mostly got responses from men who are not what they describe themselves to be.
i would prefer a white man coz i get along better with westernised men.responses from expats based in india who would like to settle down in chennai would be appreciated .responses from expats based in chennai would be great!
responses from indian men who speak fluent english and come from a cosmopolitan family background would be appreciated as well!. have not had much luck with cl. i would prefer talking over the phone after exchanging e-mails.
you must be physically fit/slim/attractive and lead an active sporty life.
It seems some women of Chennai are highly advanced in their choice of pleasures!
Virginity quotient
An interesting report appeared in Reuters on the findings of a recent survey published in the Journal of Adolescent Health. The survey was about the sexual practices of U.S. teens. One of the queer observations of the report is that: “There is a widespread belief that teens engage in non-vaginal forms of sex, especially oral sex, as a way to be sexually active while still claiming that, technically, they are virgins.”
Perhaps they had attributed virginity to vaginal participation in sex, or lack of it. On this score any sexual activity on other anatomical cleavages (mostly oral and anal) does not technically disturb the status of virgin as such. Great conclusion indeed!
It can be concluded that O + A < V. Are you with me?
You may read the full story in this page from Reuters
Terrorism and India
Rediff.com poses a very pertinent question, “Is terrorism becoming as common as a case of theft?” in its well-documented essay with an outrageous title, “In India, we don’t catch terrorists“!
Read the complete article by clicking on the link above. Sad reading indeed.
Dirty deeds, done right!
I stumbled on this unique web site offering a bouquet of services in a niche and exotic space, which is perhaps only one of its kind!
Yes, you can’t spot any rivals to their range of essential (!) services offered to the society.
Here is what they have to offer:
Reliable contract killings
We’re here to take care of business so you don’t have to. This determines how we’re going to satisfy requirements you’ve given us with least cost. HAA supports its clients with premium threat elimination services at home and overseas in some of the most hostile areas of the world. HAA has its roots in the Special Operations community and continues to sustain the skills acquired over the years. These skills are effective tools that support both national and personal objectives. Our staff of profesionals has a wealth of experience worldwide and is renowned for dealing with high-risk situations and high level marks.
Through the assassination process, we provide a detailed specification that highlights the chosen method to the solution. HAA provides reliable contract killings to many professionals, government officials, corporate executives and their families.
Professional assassination services
Since our incorporation in 1972, we have strived to be the leaders in international elimination and have built a lasting reputation. Whether it takes an accidental fall down the stairs or a burning house, we’ll get the job done and the mark eliminated.
Here is a range of their services:
“You want I should whack him?”
Through the assassination process, we provide a detailed specification that highlights the chosen method to the solution. We provide reliable contract killings to many professionals, government officials, corporate executives and their families. We offer a variety of professional assassination services. We combine an understanding of the threats our clients face in this world with equal comprehension of the needs of eliminating your business competitors, and seek to provide solutions to your domestic disputes that are innovative and flexible, these include:
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Our team of professionals also provide a diverse portfolio of services after we’ve eliminated the mark, including: Money Laundering, Asset Tracing, Audio Forensics, Corpse removal, Threats to future Competitors, Staged suicides, Eyewitness elimination, Extortion, Kidnap, Apparent accidents, Framing of innocent suspects, Sudden illnesses, and Total disappearances. We are the best and have the solution for you!
And you may prefer to tread carefully on the site, lest you will be in for their free offerings as vividly warned in their footer thus:
All rights reserved. Violators will experience our services for free.
And still curious to visit the web site?
Here it is: Hired Assassin Agency
Hindustan or Caste-stan!
It is castestan aka Indian Union of castes - “IUC”, pronounced Yuck, avers Manas Chakravarty, in Hindustan Times.
Here is his eminently witty parody on the highly casteist 27% reservation for OBCs in India. (For folks from another part of the globe, India is a funny country where each group would perennially be clamouring for something special for themselves, at the cost of the country).
The Supreme Court’s judgment on the OBC reservation issue has left many people feeling hurt and insecure. The creamy layer among the OBCs feels sad and neglected. Non-creamy layer folks are scared that pay hikes may make them creamy. Advertisers in matrimonial columns are wondering whether they should add the words “Non-creamy layer” before “OBC Groom Wanted”. A smart creamy layer individual wanted to know if he would qualify for non-creamy status if he was paid Rs 2.4 lakh in cash (within the Rs 2.5 lakh annual income limit) with the rest of his salary being paid in wheat, rice, veggies and soap. And that’s apart from the slighted feeling that forward castes have because they haven’t been allotted a quota, or the angst that a Gujjar feels on sighting a Meena.
In order to solve all these problems and to heal the deep divisions within society, the best solution would be to have reservations for as many castes as possible. We could then have quotas for, say, the Deeply Scheduled Castes, the Not-so-Scheduled Castes, the Extremely Backward, the Most Backward, the Other Backward, the Most Backward among the Forward, those Neither Backward nor Forward and so on. We could also have a separate quota for the creamy layer among each one of these castes. And just so they don’t feel left out, we must also have a milky quota, a chocolatey quota, a plain vanilla quota and a frothy quota (this will include all beer-drinkers in each caste). In fact, the plan has already been well received by the media, which has dubbed it Mandal 76501, the figures representing the number of new caste quotas that have been recommended.
Once we have quotas for all of these castes, the next step would be to extend them to every sphere. Why should we have quotas only in educational institutions and government jobs? The government is already talking of reservations in private sector employment. But why limit it to employment? We need extremely backward entrepreneurs, completely scheduled cricketers, backwardly forward movie stars and even a Miss Non-creamy layer India.
The solution: introduce reservations for each of these professions. There is also no reason why we shouldn’t have quotas for politicians. As a matter of fact, it’s absolutely important to drive home the change in thinking by making a big bang statement.
For example, Read more
“People with the MBA credential make the worst managers”
Avers Henry Mintzberg, renowned professor in Management and author of 13 books including Managers not MBAs, in a one-on-one with HT at his den in Canada’s top-notch McGill University.
I have blogged about him and the brilliance (!) of MBAs in my earlier post about MBA Bashing.
And here is the pièce de résistance:
“George Bush doesn’t know how to manage; he is a Harvard MBA,”
Prof. Mintzberg, who frequently teaches at Indian institutions, including IIM, Bangalore observes that the IIMs of India churn out arrogant graduates. “They create hubris. They don’t create managers“.
He adds, “…the curriculum is “too analytical”. That’s why Indian institutes “train very good consultants and financial analysts.”
An invasion through conversion
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