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Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system. I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology, too.

— Scott McNealy CEO, Sun Microsystems

McNealy is two standard deviations away from reality in what he says.

— Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on McNealy

A great deal of the future is embedded in the present.

— R Seshasayee, Managing Director, Ashok Leyland Ltd, India.

Marriage is not about compatibility, but about being able to live with the incompatibilities.

Never use a metaphor, simile, or any other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

— George Orwell in “1946′

Justice is blind, slow, and unequal. What makes this possible is a legal system designed for the late 18th century

— Robert(Bob) X.Cringely

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. But right now, be quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers…!

— Homer Simpson

The eyes of my eyes are opened.

We don’t have the user-centricity until we understand context, which is way beyond presence–presence is the most trivial notion of context.

— Bill Gates on Dot.Net

Friends, Morons, other Countrymen! Lend me your jeers!

If the people described in CV’s actually existed, the business world would be packed with highly educated, multi-lingual, computer literate, team playing perfectionists instead of the knackered rabble of clock watchers you find in real life.

— Guy Browning

The proof of good gossip is that for which the first reaction is an outrageous ‘No!’

Never fart audibly in an interview unless it’s part of the job description.

In the blind world of IT the one-eyed nerd is king.

If you want to know what is your ‘take-home’ pay, look for the smallest figure on the whole pay slip.

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A true friend is someone who is prepared to stab you in the front.

A creative mess is better than an idle tidiness.

What doesn”t kill me makes me pissed off, but also a lot stronger.

The article was both original and interesting. But the part that was original was not interesting, and the one that was interesting was not original!

The better the experts are at what they are best at, the more limited is their field of vision.

When you are right, you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.

— ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

Once you reach the top, it is difficult even on a clear day to see beyond the tip of your nose!

He is as snug as a bug in a rug.

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

— ~ Thomas Jefferson

Nothing can be a provable certainty, since everything is based on the assumption of one’s own cognitive capabilities.

— ~ Robert Rubin

You don”t get to the thing that you believe in. It gets you!

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’

— ~ Don Marquis

He who knows how to obey, knows how to command.

— ~ Swami Vivekananda

Selfishness is such a detestable vice that none forgives in others; but none is without in himself!

He who knows not, knows not he knows not, shun him.
He who knows not, knows he knows not, educate him.
He who knows, knows not he knows, awaken him.
He who knows, knows he knows, listen to him.
He who knows not, masquerades he knows and gets away with it, HE is your leader, follow him!

— ~ S.K

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

There are known knowns – things we know we know. There are known unknowns – things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.

— ~ Donald Rumsfeld

Good artists copy, great artists steal.

— ~ Pablo Picasso


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