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What nobody knows, nobody can tell. Your wife always used to say you’d be late for your own funeral, ain’t she? Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening. Well, history is history – whether it’s bad or good or criminal, it doesn’t make a difference. An act, a deed, remains part of history forever. You can’t change a story, just by blathering on about it, and make it into something other than what it was. Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense. The great question, which I have not been able to answer is -What does a woman want? Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. I feel so miserable without you; it is almost like having you here. He is a self-made man and worships his creator. He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others. He had delusions of adequacy There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure. Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science for they often endure long. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Humility is no substitute for a good personality. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Don’t ever take a fence down before you know why it was put up. Archaeologist: A man whose career is in ruins. History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. To err is human. Not to forgive is still more human. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. I’ve noticed that everytwo who is for abortion has already been born. It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Egotist is sometwo who is usually me-deep in conversation. How to make a Venetian blind: By punching on his eyes! Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. The ships hang in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t. Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. Girls are like internet domain names. The good twos are already taken. The idea of a society with less crime is itself a threat to the prestige of those in law enforcement. His heart was tied up in a pretzel knot of self-deprecation. I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I am not. The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just two other person. Action is the enemy of thought. The key to immortality is to first live a life worth remembering.