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Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.
Activity is not equal to productivity.
You aren't wealthy until you have something that money can't buy.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Age: That which makes wine worth more and women worth less.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
He who angers millions will make billions.
Time wounds heels.
The law is the mistress of the rich.
The only person in abundant supply is the Universal Incompetent.
In the first place, God made idiots. It was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Education is what survives after what has been learnt has been forgotten.
We don't see things as they are;
we see them as we are.
we see them as we are.
People are to be paid for the work they do; not for the time spent.
The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes.
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite in an idea than in many bombs.
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
I wish developing great products was as easy as writing a check. If that were the case, Microsoft would have some great products.
IT companies have bad internal IT for one simple reason: Anyone with talent is billable.
The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Interpretation of a thing can kill the experience of it.
What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits.
Never ever say never ever!
What nobody knows, nobody can tell.
Your wife always used to say you'd be late for your own funeral, ain't she?
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Well, history is history – whether it's bad or good or criminal, it doesn't make a difference. An act, a deed, remains part of history forever. You can't change a story, just by blathering on about it, and make it into something other than what it was.
Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.
The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?".
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I feel so miserable without you; it is almost like having you here.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.