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Never fart audibly in an interview unless it's part of the job description.

In the blind world of IT the one-eyed nerd is king.

If you want to know what is your 'take-home' pay, look for the smallest figure on the whole pay slip.

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

A true friend is someone who is prepared to stab you in the front.

A creative mess is better than an idle tidiness.

What doesn''t kill me makes me pissed off, but also a lot stronger.

The article was both original and interesting. But the part that was original was not interesting, and the one that was interesting was not original!

The better the experts are at what they are best at, the more limited is their field of vision.

When you are right, you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
~ Martin Luther King Jr.

Once you reach the top, it is difficult even on a clear day to see beyond the tip of your nose!

He is as snug as a bug in a rug.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
~ Thomas Jefferson

Nothing can be a provable certainty, since everything is based on the assumption of one's own cognitive capabilities.
~ Robert Rubin

You don''t get to the thing that you believe in. It gets you!

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
~ Don Marquis

He who knows how to obey, knows how to command.
~ Swami Vivekananda

Selfishness is such a detestable vice that none forgives in others; but none is without in himself!

He who knows not, knows not he knows not, shun him.
He who knows not, knows he knows not, educate him.
He who knows, knows not he knows, awaken him.
He who knows, knows he knows, listen to him.
He who knows not, masquerades he knows and gets away with it, HE is your leader, follow him!
~ S.K

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

There are known knowns - things we know we know. There are known unknowns - things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know.
~ Donald Rumsfeld

Good artists copy, great artists steal.
~ Pablo Picasso

There are two kinds of people: Who is who and Who is He

Fighting for Peace is like fu**king for Virginity.
~ An anti-war placard

The Laws of Infernal Dynamics are an adage about the cursedness of the universe. The laws are as follows: 'An object in motion will be moving in the wrong direction. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.'

Activity is not equal to productivity.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Sir, I admit your general rule that evey officer is a fool. But you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not an officer.

The cost of livimg hasn't reduced its popularity.

If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, quit, since You're the going to be the one.

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism. Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Bureaucrats cut red tape – lengthwise.

What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it.

Behold the warranty - the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.

French statesman Clemencean famously described America as the only nation in history which miraculously went direct from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

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