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All is truly Brahman! (sarvam khalvidam brahma)

— Chandogya Upanishad

Age: That which makes wine worth more and women worth less.

You do not stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

He who angers millions will make billions.

Time wounds heels.

The law is the mistress of the rich.

The only person in abundant supply is the Universal Incompetent.

— Peter F. Drucker

In the first place, God made idiots. It was for practice. Then he made school boards.

— Mark Twain

Education is what survives after what has been learnt has been forgotten.

— B.F.Skinner

It takes about eight uninterrupted minutes for our brains to get into a really creative state.

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.

— Ronald Reagan

Status quo is Latin for the mess we are in.

— Ronald Reagan.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

— W.Somerset Maugham.

Life is a do-it-yourself project; do it to the best of your ability.

Innovation – a term that – at least when used in the computer and software industries – generally means creative theft of ideas by big companies.

— Robert X. Cringely

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Show me a secular person, and I will show you a liar.

— Ramananda Sengupta

The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

— Socrates

The only thing worse than people talking about you is people NOT talking about you.

— Oscar Wilde

Lawyers use their lower jaw to get the upper hand.

When money talks, nobody checks the grammar, leave alone phonetics!

The hot girl said she would give me her phone number when I called.

And as a great man once said, pray for what you want, but steal what you need.

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.

Blinding ignorance does mislead us. Oh, Wretched mortals, open your eyes!

— Leonardo da Vinci

Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.

— Leonardo da Vinci

Activity is not equal to productivity.

You are not wealthy until you have something that money cannot buy.

— Garth Brooks

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

Personally I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

— Sir Winston Churchill

We do not see things as they are. We only see them as we are.

— Anais Nin.

People are to be paid for the work they do, not for the time spent.

— S.K

The only things that are certain in life are death and taxes.

— Albert Einstein

The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

— Ayn Rand

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

— Putt’s Law

I cannot understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I am frightened of the old ones.

— John Cage

Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There is more dynamite in an idea than in many bombs.

— Bishop Vincent

Technology has the shelf life of a banana

— Scott McNealy

I wish developing great products was as easy as writing a check. If that were the case, Microsoft would have some great products.

— Steve Jobs

IT companies have bad internal IT for one simple reason: Anyone with talent is billable.

The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.

— John F. Kennedy

Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.

— Stephen Hawking

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

— Voltaire

Interpretation of a thing can kill the experience of it.

IWhat is the difference between genius and stupidity?
Genius has limits.

— Albert Einstein.

Never ever say never ever.

— ~ Justin Bieber Song

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