Nuggets of quirkiest quips, snappy snippets and something zesty and twitty!!
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"Today is the Tomorrow that you worried about Yesterday!"

We have countless little ancestors inside us constantly trying to tell us what to do.

"We pretend to work because they pretend to pay."

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday!

Before my parents made me, they broke the mould.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math!

"Time stops when law steps in."

"No man is a hero to his valet!"

Benito Musolini made Italian trains run on time (so did Indira Gandhi in India during Emergency!)

There are some people who are famous only for being famous!

Big jump ideas, if one reviews past history, have come out of mistakes, accidents and madness.
~ Edward de Bono

Some days I feel my life is in a "win-when" situation!

I don't like to be reminded that I was once inside another person!

"Higher level of intelligence makes the person defend his point increasingly and try to prove someone else wrong."

Opinions are like a**holes - everybody has them!

The smell of wet earth.
Clouds chasing each other.
The flash of a diving kingfisher.
A drink from a burbling brook.
A fruit from a branch above.
A mouthful of mountain mist.
Trees to climb.
Tigers to fear.
And whales to wonder at.
Oh, to be a child and inherit all this.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Altitude has no effect on validity. Bullshit cannot be converted to truth simply by dropping it from a greater height.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down until the thought goes away.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the moment of temptation.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom; sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards?

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever!
~ A chinese proverb.

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