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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
~ a T-shirt factoid

Truth is restricted to being one. Lie is not.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Balance sheet:
On the left side nothing's right and
on the right side nothing's left.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.
~ Red Adair

Confusion is a kinky form of enlightenment, clarity in drag.
~ Sherab Chodzin Kohn

Uncertainty is certainty that has stepped on a banana peel.
~ Sherab Chodzin Kohn

Negativity is brilliance competing with itself.
~ Sherab Chodzin Kohn

"As above so below;
as below so above;
as within so without;
as without so within."
~ Hermes

Meditation makes doing nothing look respectable.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

We agreed to disagree and that is the only thing that we have ever agreed.

Half the world doesn't know how the other three quarters live.

A politician is trained int he art of inexactitude.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

Law can never correct a family, it can only destroy.

The silence of good men is more dangerous than the brutality of bad men.

Every man is of supreme importance to himself.
~ Samuel Johnson

Q: What is the art of diplomacy?
A: Providing answers that don't even begin to match the question.
~ K.Balakumar

Laziness grows on people; it begins in cobwebs and ends in iron chains.
~ Sir Thomas Buxton

The love of indolence is universal, or next to it.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Statistics are 99% accurate and 1% true.

We are not out of work because the economy is bad. The economy is bad because we are out of work.

It’s not the question of being at the right place at the right time. It is also being lucky.
~ Nandan Nilekani, co-founder of Infosys

“I have known you for longer than I have not known you.”
~ Kris Gopalakrishnan

Most men live lives of quiet desperation.
~ Voltaire

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
~ Leonardo da Vinci

What a computer is to me is it's the most remarkable tool that we've ever come
up with, and it's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.
~ Steve Jobs

Our lives are frittered away by detail;
simplify, simplify.
~ Henry

To amplify, try to simplify.

Nobody says it better than the guy quoting the boss.
~ Workplace wisdom

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle.
When the sun comes up, you better start running.

You can never cross the ocean unless you lose sight of the shore.
~ Christopher Columbus

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

The roots of science, religion and philosophy can be traced to a mortal fear of nature, future and the unknown.
~ T.R.Jawahar

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,but the silence of our friends.
~ Martin Luther King Jr

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