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Borrow money from pessimists.
They don't expect it back.

When you make a war talk, you had better be prepared for a war.

"Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live."
~ Jim Rohn

Cruelty springs from weakness and insecurity.

People who have time on hands will inevitably waste the time of others who have work to do.
~ Thomas Sowell

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Just because you can do something, that doesn't mean you should.

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
~ Seen in a beauty parlor

Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.

Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
A traffic slogan

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.

I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King and John Lennon.... but I want to stay alive.
~ Medonna

When people find out that I'm just a human being I guess I disappoint them.
~ Beyonce Knowles

A happy marriage is the one that exists "betwixt a blind wife and a deaf husband".
~ Michael de Montaigue

Men are always doomed to be duped — they are always wooing Goddesses and marrying mere mortals.
~ Washington Irving

Money is honey
my little sonny
and a rich man's joke
is always funny.
~ Thomas Edward Brown

There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't.

Humility is a strange thing. The moment you think you've got it, you've lost it.

Small things hurt a lot. You can sit on top of a mountain but not on the tip of a pin.

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
~ Oscar Wilde

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
~ Sam Kinison

Everybody is born with death in him; it is only a matter of time.
Louis L'Amour

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

The concept that an accused is innocent till proved guilty and must be treated with due respect and dignity finds no place in Indian courts where only the judge has honour and only the advocates are learned.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Girls want a wedding, they don't want a marriage. If only you could have weddings without marriages.
~ Sir Salman Rushdie

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
~ Wayne Gretzky, Canadian Hockey player

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

The difference between a child and an adult is not years, rather it is a willingness to accept responsibility, to be responsible for one's actions.
~ Louis L'Amour

The truth is more important than the facts.

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