Nuggets

Nuggets of quirkiest quips, snappy snippets and something zesty and twitty!!
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Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.
~ Mark Twain


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.


Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
~ Matt Groening


In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on.
~ Robert Frost


Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
~ Marie Curie


Crime never goes away, it just evolves.
~ Bob Cringely


It is not the mountains that we conquer, but ourselves.
~ Sir Edmund Hillary.


Prediction is very difficult, especially if it is about the future.
~ Niels Bohr


The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.


Those who can't write anything worthwhile, write manuals.


It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
~ Mark Twain


It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak with your head empty.


People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.


Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
~ Groucho Marx


The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.
~ 1st Law of Proofreading.


Life is not fair.......get used to it.
~ Bill gates


Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
~ Bill Gates


Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
~ Bill Gates


The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.


You are not what you think you are. But what you think, you are!


If you're good enough, you're old enough.


If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.


You can't effectively legislate against immorality, as it does not adhere to any law.


Get forgiveness now - tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.


In the long run, we are all dead.


It takes about eight uninterrupted minutes for our brains to get into a really creative state.


A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
~ Ronald Reagan


'Status quo' is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.
~ Ronald Reagan.


Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
~ W.Somerset Maugham.


Life is a do-it-yourself project; do it to the best of your ability.


'Innovation' - a term that (at least when used in the computer and software industries) generally means 'creative theft of ideas by big companies'.
~ Robert X. Cringely


Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.


Show me a 'secular' person, and I'll show you a liar.
~ Ramananda Sengupta in Rediff.com


The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.
~ Socrates


The only thing worse than people talking about you is people NOT talking about you.
~ Oscar Wilde


Lawyers use their lower jaw to get the upper hand.


When money talks, nobody checks the grammar, leave alone phonetics!


The hot girl said she'd give me her phone number when I called.


And as a great man once said, pray for what you want, but steal what you need.


Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.


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