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2009-04-29 · Filed Under Funny ::
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I think the folks doing the business of slicing PSD to XHTML at Charmhtml make their point very succinct and clear as to what constitutes $Zilch service!
Here goes:
How you can get out of paying us?
Should we meet any of the guarantees below, you are absolved from payment and can keep the work absolutely free.
- We guarantee that our work is W3C invalid.
- We guarantee that images will be used for texts and no replacement techniques at all.
- We guarantee that we will make the page look exactly like your design, just like a gorilla looks exactly like a zebra.
- We guarantee that our work works consistently in all major modern browsers except IE6, IE7, FF2, FF3, Safari 3 Win and Opera 9.5.
- We guarantee that if you are so furious that threatens to make the world know we are bad bad people in business, we still refuse to issue a refund.
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