Church of Google!

Google has turned God! Yes, almost!

The folk who swear by Googlism stoutly believe that Google has a strong claim for the title of God!

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google’s divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.

We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google’s title as God.

Visit Church of Google and read the Commandments, prayers and proof!!

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2 thoughts on “Church of Google!

  1. Pingback: Claim Blog » Blog Archive » Church of Google!

  2. grk

    Google is also ever evolving to be more powerful, user frienly and invincible by rival engines. A day may come that there will be only one Search engine. u know what

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