An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a barin Iraq one night having a beer.
The American drinks his down. He throws the glass into the air, pulls out a pistol and blows it to smithereens. “In the United States, he says, glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same one twice.”
The Brit also throws his glass into the air, and shoots it to bits. “Its the same in Britain, he says. We have so many glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice, either.”
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it down, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the Yank and the Brit. “In Baghdad, he says, we have so many Americans and Brits that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice.”
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