Can you put things across with a straight bat, so f(s)ucc(k)inct like what James M. Kilts, CEO and President, The Gillette Company has done?
Read the story in The Onion with the caption:
Onion.com is a spoof news site. Nothing published over there is anywhere near the truth!
I was a dunce not to spot it immediately. It took a Googling fatigue for me to divine that fact! Is there a similar spoof news tabloid in India?
Anyway, I too wanna follow that style!
Shall I start?
Go fuck some comments, kiddo. The place is damn dry!
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